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A Day in the Life

By ReallyEvilCanine (Tue Jul 29, 2008 at 09:34:47 AM EST) A Day in the Life, WTF, Oracle, SAP, theft, fuckwits, pie (all tags)

A Hot Market

The Panopticon -- designed like a giant greenhouse -- is well over 30° today. I have a massive backlog, more than a dozen callbacks and two full repros I have to build, and fuckwitted baby-talking cow-orkers. No fucking air conditioning. Still, this isn't the worst place in Germany to be working. This is, an office around 300km northwest of here. I could almost feel sorry for Sven Düsterhaus.

Recommended reading poll
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A Day in the Life

By ReallyEvilCanine (Mon Jul 07, 2008 at 09:08:38 AM EST) A Day in the Life, SQL, DBA, training, Oracle, shit coffay, WTF, pie (all tags)

Training III: An Open Letter to Oracle

Dear Oracle,

Classroom training's cool. The free lunch isn't too bad either (for fans of MSG anyway). A week away from my normal hell is also pretty fucking sweet. So please don't take this the wrong way...

Squishy German candy poll!
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A Day inthe Life

By ReallyEvilCanine (Thu Jul 03, 2008 at 02:47:48 PM EST) A Day in the Life, WTF, training, Oracle, databases, Citrix, fuckwits, pie (all tags)

I CAN HAZ TRANEING

"Dog, your training has been approved."
"Citrix? Finally??"
"No, Oracle. DBA path.
"Umm... "

Poll: Preferred database
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-	Yes!	16%
-	No!	0%
-	No one likes polls.	8%
-	I think someone ran out of ideas.	25%
-	The poll is a name of the part of an animal's head, alternatively referencing a point immediately behind or right between the ears.	16%
-	I would like a new brain instead.	33%

Votes: 12	\|	Comments: 4
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