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By misslake (Sat Sep 06, 2008 at 12:23:10 PM EST) (all tags)
i can feel winter lurking not far behind.
the days are growing shorter and shorter. now i wake up in darkness, and i watch the sunrise and sunset.

my urban foraging skills are improving, and being honed. now i know just which plants and trees to watch for, and their seasons.
it's my revolution/apocalypse plan. i can eke a glorious harvest out of the waste spaces and ornamental plantings of the cities.


yesterday i noticed my morning rabbit was beginning to molt.
there is a particular jackrabbit that unlike alice's white rabbit, is always on time. it ranges, between 33rd avenue and silverberry road precisely between the time i leave the desert castle at 6:39 and catch the bus at 6:50.
"good morning rabbit" i said as i always do, though it's actually a hare. hares change their coats from white to brown according to the seasons. i have seen the local jackrabbits and snowshoe hares in their summer coats, and now i know them. i know which species of hare they are unlike last winter when they were indistinguishable to me.
i noticed the golden brown fur on it's flanks had begun to look patchy.
it is only just september, and already the hares were getting ready to change into their thick fluffy white coats.
then i saw the poplars. the leaves had begun to turn yellow.
when i got to the transit station to change buses, the large blinky sign read, "7:02 -- 3C"
autumn is already upon me.

suddenly i was alert to the other signs.
other plants were pumping anthocyanins into their leaves, the red and purple pigments that will help protect them from frosts, and let photosynthesis continue for another few weeks.
these are only slightly noticeable now, with a darkening and deepening of the greens in the dandelions, mountain ashes and potentillas. soon, as the chlorophyll breaks down the reds will be revealed.

i have been regularly foraging for berries and other edibles under the hydro lines near the desert castle. the hydro right-of-way has been planted with heaps of ornamental and edible shrubbery. back in the spring i devoured the first dandelions that pushed their way through the thick mulch beds. next was the gooseberries and nanking cherries. then the serviceberries, and chokecherries. i missed the pin cherries, and i haven't felt ambitious enough to gather and cook all the elderberries. i wait impatiently for the rose hips to ripen. i imagine the neighbours think i am some sort of witch, rummaging through the underbrush in my black sun dress or my long gypsy skirts, collecting things and stuffing them into my cat patterned shoulder bag.

my boss, The Urban Farmer, who we have taken to affectionately calling "The Ur-Fa" is a treasure trove of knowledge about the local flora. i asked him about the other shrubs in the plantings, what are called sea buckthorn en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea-buckthorn and russian olive en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_olive. they are not related in any way to what i call buckthorn (Ramnus), or what we know as olives.
The Ur-Fa was excited by my description of how many shrubs there were. his unbounded enthusiasm for the fruits soon made me feel a little cagey... i didn't want him to get to the fruits before i did!
he said the russian olives weren't olives, (that ended a brief fantasy of pickling my own cocktail garnishes) and that they were nutritious and abundant, though mealy and dry.
i haven't tried them yet, they have not looked ripe.

he was really into the sea buckthorn. i became anxious to taste this new 'superfood'.
"I think you need to wait until frost to harvest it. they are very tart, they might get sweeter upon freezing. and you need to wear gloves, or just clip the branches off with your secateurs first, shake the fruit off later. it's really thorny, but taste the fruits now, they might be good already, or show me where they are and i'll have a look at them, they are citrusy, tart, and super nutritious. they cure cancer or something..." he was talking in a torrential downpour. i gave a vague description of the location of the hydro lines and steered the conversation back to our work. he went on about the miraculous properties of sea buckthorn.

later that week, i wandered off from megpye and ryskie while we were downtown and scampered over to some sea buckthorn in someone's yard. i picked the largest squishiest most brilliantly orange berry. i put it into my mouth and bit into the smooth skin. it was so sour! i puckered up, but the other flavour was incredible, astringent and faintly citrusy, but unlike any citrus fruit i know. it was fragrant and very strong.
megpye noticed me, and came over.
"delicious fruits!" i exclaimed, "they are sour and they are not quite ready. another week or two!"
i handed her one.
she declared it super awesome sour.

today i will go and harvest the sea buckthorn. the frosts are near. my time in edmonton is coming to an end. 

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I must learn this by R343L (2.00 / 0) #1 Sat Sep 06, 2008 at 01:18:22 PM EST
I knew some plants, long ago, when I lived in the midwest, but here I am lost. If the apocalypse arrived tomorrow, I would be stuck foraging in groceries and trying to grow my own stuff because I can't identify enough plants.

This must be rectified.


"There will be time, there will be time / To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet." -- Eliot


Sadly by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #11 Sun Sep 07, 2008 at 01:47:38 PM EST
This area is far from ideal for that sort of thing. From what I understand, the entire Bay Area only supported like 10k hunter-gatherers.
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I plan to be one of the 10,000 by R343L (2.00 / 0) #12 Sun Sep 07, 2008 at 02:21:52 PM EST
You don't suppose very many people will survive the first few weeks of the apocalypse, now do you?

"There will be time, there will be time / To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet." -- Eliot
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It all depends by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #15 Sun Sep 07, 2008 at 04:13:18 PM EST
On the sort of apocalypse. By I doubt living off the native plants will help in the first couple years.
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I'm so glad you're coming back by MissTrish (4.00 / 2) #2 Sat Sep 06, 2008 at 02:22:27 PM EST
for many many reasons. one of which being that our apocalypse campaign party would not be complete without you. and it's a long ass hike to edmonton to come get you.



she's mine by rhooke (4.00 / 1) #3 Sat Sep 06, 2008 at 02:32:42 PM EST
i've been planning to steal her come apocalypse-time for years now.


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The West wants In by MostlyHarmless (4.00 / 1) #4 Sat Sep 06, 2008 at 04:39:33 PM EST
We've got our dibs on her and we're not afraid to cross mountains and praries to get her!

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I believe that, by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #5 Sat Sep 06, 2008 at 06:43:53 PM EST
Come apocalypse time, all airlines will cease operations.

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we have bicycles [nt] by R343L (4.00 / 1) #6 Sat Sep 06, 2008 at 06:46:46 PM EST


"There will be time, there will be time / To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet." -- Eliot
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oh hell, by MostlyHarmless (4.00 / 1) #7 Sat Sep 06, 2008 at 06:55:14 PM EST
We don't need an apocalypse for that to happen here...

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Rose Hips by marvin (2.00 / 0) #8 Sun Sep 07, 2008 at 12:11:37 AM EST
I has them.
Rose hips - Powers Creek Trail
This one didn't have a lot of flesh (it didn't last long after the photo was taken late this afternoon. Further up the trail, there were some less photogenic rose hips that were delicious. So sweet and fleshy that it was almost like eating jam.  Yum. Higher up, they'll stay plump and juicy well into November. 

I ate a bunch last weekend too, on a hike with the kids and inlaws. They were on a slope with more sun and better exposure, so they ripened earlier than these ones.

When you leave Edmonton, come to the Okanagan. We have  rosehips.  Plus plenty of ski bum jobs at Big White.




Road trip? by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #14 Sun Sep 07, 2008 at 03:05:48 PM EST
I believe you discouraged my last offer, but I'm always up for a HuSiMeet.

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C'mon up by marvin (4.00 / 1) #19 Sun Sep 07, 2008 at 11:10:21 PM EST
My wife already thinks everyone on this site is crazy. No point in inviting someone who would disabuse her of that notion.

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I laughed until I puked . . . by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #20 Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 12:59:58 AM EST
then, after a few swipes with a Wet-Nap, I continued laughing.

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No more OE 800 for yuo by marvin (2.00 / 0) #21 Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 11:28:40 AM EST
Corn in beer is just wrong.

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That's why it's so sickly sweet, huh? by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #22 Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 03:00:30 PM EST

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Haven't tried it by marvin (2.00 / 0) #23 Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 03:07:23 PM EST
Was it as sweet coming back up as it was going down? Sometimes, that makes all the difference.

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It all stayed down! by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #24 Mon Sep 08, 2008 at 03:13:33 PM EST
Unlike that last time I drank Mickey's.

Wotta piss-take that was.

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my urban foraging skills are improving too by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #9 Sun Sep 07, 2008 at 12:39:12 AM EST
on my way home formnm t ehb  stoe I found some cand of OE 800 and I am FUCKED UP

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OMG!! AMMO IS A ZOMBIE!! by misslake (4.00 / 1) #10 Sun Sep 07, 2008 at 10:47:37 AM EST
it's true he totally types like one.


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OMG!! by ammoniacal (2.00 / 0) #13 Sun Sep 07, 2008 at 02:50:21 PM EST
Right now, I'm a ZOMBIE WITH A THRASHIN' HEADACHE.

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intentionally planting nice stuff on hydro lines? by clover kicker (2.00 / 0) #16 Sun Sep 07, 2008 at 06:39:37 PM EST
Truly Alberta is the land of milk and honey.

The older, sicker trees are starting to turn color Down East too, might be a long winter.

I've been meaning to plant a couple of gooseberry bushes at the house but never seem to get around to it.




perhaps the land of wasted space by misslake (2.00 / 0) #17 Sun Sep 07, 2008 at 06:54:44 PM EST
the land of vast tracts of wasted space.
edmonton spreads out like mould in a petri dish.
the plantings are dense thickets each about the size of a Toronto Annex back yard.
they'd be nice if the space was useful for anything. anything other then my crazy foraging or taking the dog for a poo.
there isn't enough unpoluted habitat surrounding the lines to make these plantings good for wildlife. i think i am the only living creature around who eats these fruits. it's a little creepy.

gooseberries are tasty, but thorny. red currants are nicer, it's easier to pick the fruit.


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we had a big gooseberry bush growing up by clover kicker (2.00 / 0) #18 Sun Sep 07, 2008 at 08:14:50 PM EST
So to  me it's more then just another sweet fruit. I used to love the green berries, unbelievably sour, more pucker then any candy you could buy.

And the spreading out thing is perfectly understandable, everyone wants a little space to themselves. I'm guilty as hell, I live outside town with 3/4 acre and would go nuts packed in like sardines. Down East there's so little population that we can get away with it, though, one of the reasons I never went Out West.




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